March 2011
MOM.
Y WHEN U MAKE PICKLED EGGS, ARE THERE 90 BEETS AND 2 EGGS?!
Just got homeeeee.
Went to Laila’s for a bit and chilled after we went and got lunch. :3 I helped her clean out her car because she’s getting a new one today. Now I’m watching 17 Again and waiting for David to get here. (: I suppose I’ll hit Jimmy up later too, he wants to chill.
At the moment, I am...
- Watching Sweet Home Alabama.
- Hoping my labret doesn’t get infected.
- Hoping my next paycheck will allow me to purchase a Killjoy jacket.
- Waiting for either James Franco, Hyde, or Jimmy to get in my pants.
Tonight is rather boring but I like my alone time sometimes. (: Bed soon!
@Kaitlyn
You should hear Money Drugs Pussy.
HE IS SO NOT BADASS.
HE’S JUST A WHITE BOY FROM A WHITE FAMILY~
HE’S FROM A FUCKING REDNECK FAMILY.
@Kaitlyn
You should hear Money Drugs Pussy.
HE IS SO NOT BADASS.
Circus In Town
Circus In Town - D. Money
This is my friend David. I cannot stop giggling like a moron because there’s no way I can take him seriously, especially not rapping, because I know him so well. Posting to share my amusement, plus I wanted Kaitlyn to hear it.
Jordan Plague 1:01 am
Go to take sip of latte
miss drink exit hole completely
spill latte on pillow.
TonyStark93 1:01 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR BEVERAGE
Okay so a few things;
1. There’s a really hot new cop in my town and omfg I wish he wasn’t married. I got pulled over by him night before last and he didn’t search our car (surprisingly, the cops in our town have been doing it to everyone), but I would have let him search me all night long. UNF.
2. I am watching Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets now and I’m tired as fuck and I have to work at eleven in the morning. :D NIGHT GUIZE I LOVE YOU ALL, KAITLYN AND TAYLOR I LOVE YOU ESPECIALLY AND YOU TOO JULIEEEE.
You're all jelly~
[01:57] jordanplague: CREEPY COINCIDENCE
[01:57] jordanplague: YOU’RE WATCHING 8 MILE
[01:57] jordanplague: I’M LISTENING TO EMINEM LOL
[01:57] TonyStark93: LOLOLOL
[01:57] jordanplague: GRAB YOU LEFT NUT
[01:57] jordanplague: MAKE YOUR RIGHT ONE JEALOUS
[01:58] TonyStark93: LAWL
[01:58] TonyStark93: YUSS
[01:58] jordanplague: LOLOL
[01:58] TonyStark93: BLACK GIRLS WHITE GIRLS SKINNY GIRLS FAT GIRLS TALL GIRLS SMALL GIRLS I’M CALLING ALL GIRLS
[01:59] jordanplague: EVERYONE REPORT TO THE DANCE FLOOR, IT’S YOUR CHANCE FOR A LITTLE ROMANCE WHORE
[02:00] TonyStark93: BUTT SQUEEZIN’, IT’S THE SEASON JUST GO AH-AH-AH-AH IT’S SO APPEASIN’
[02:00] jordanplague: NOW I’M GONNA MAKE YOU DANCE, IT’S YOUR CHANCE, YEAH BOY SHAKE THAT ASS
[02:02] TonyStark93: OOPS I MEAN GIRL. GIRL GIRL GIRL. GIRL YOU KNOW YOU’RE MY WORLD. ALRIGHT NOW LOSE IT.
[02:03] jordanplague: AH AH AH AH AH - JUST LOOSE IT - AH AH AH AH AH - GO CRAZY - AH AH AH AH AH - OH BABY - AH AH - OH BABY - AH AH
[02:05] TonyStark93: WE ARE AWESOME.
[02:05] jordanplague: YES. YES WE ARE.
SINGING EMINEM WITH KAITLYN LIKE A BOSS.
time for the rest of my sub, and a hard-boiled egg.
tonight is nice. :D
