santoryu oni giri

bedtime omg my bed is like an orgasm right now

deepseababies:

• THE ONLY PLACE WHERE CONVENIENCE STORE AND PHARMACY MEAN THE SAME THING
• WHAT
• YOU SAY THAT’S THE DUMBEST SHIT YOU EVER HEARD

• 

• WHAT IF YOUR GRANDMA IS DYING OF ASTHMA
• AND YOU GO GET HER MEDS
• AND YOU’RE LIKE “HMM I COULD GO FOR SOME SNICKER-DOODLES”
• YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS IF YOU WERE IN ENGLAND YOU’D HAVE TO GO SOMEPLACE ELSE
• NOT IN AMERICA

• 

• FUCK YES

xtothestarsx:

lithuanian-thunder:

nocryinguntiltheend:

motherfucking-mages:

dream-zanarkand:

theminivan:

hero-of-oakvale:

Hero-of-Cock. Aw yeah B)

thecockvan

cock-zanarkand

sdkfljlkjwer

cockfucking-mages

nocockinguntiltheend

cock-thunder 8D

reverendcock

lol

Wow.

gassyfassy:

I’m so used to typing it as Erik these days that I forget that Mr. Northman’s name is spelled the other way.

I keep doing it too. >______>