i am the one who gripped you tight and raised your penis to erection
bedtime omg my bed is like an orgasm right now
- THE ONLY PLACE WHERE CONVENIENCE STORE AND PHARMACY MEAN THE SAME THING
- YOU SAY THAT’S THE DUMBEST SHIT YOU EVER HEARD
- WHAT IF YOUR GRANDMA IS DYING OF ASTHMA
- AND YOU GO GET HER MEDS
- AND YOU’RE LIKE “HMM I COULD GO FOR SOME SNICKER-DOODLES”
- YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS IF YOU WERE IN ENGLAND YOU’D HAVE TO GO SOMEPLACE ELSE
- NOT IN AMERICA
- FUCK YES
I'm curious as to how many people from tumblr are on pottermore. Reblog if you're a member.
I just got accused of stealing a remote that doesn't even go to my TV...
Note to self: Don't get Eric/Erik confused.
I’m so used to typing it as Erik these days that I forget that Mr. Northman’s name is spelled the other way.
I keep doing it too. >______>