(Source: iwantcupcakes)

1 year ago
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Tagged: let us observe the mating ritual of the avenger, we notice first that the avenger likes to circle - this alerts the other avenger that interest is shown, once they have circled one another three times - and no less - the avenger begins with insults, this riles the opposite avenger up so that he can't decide if he's angry or sexually stimulated, however once the avenger realizes that he is sexually stimulated he counters with insults of his own, thus creating a sexual tension so great that neither avenger can resist, the mother and father avengers will have to wait for the two to finish their ritual and mating before they can save the world once more, and meanwhile fury's like, '...motherfuckers', superhusbands, .