JOHN LOVES JAM. Your argument is invalid.
As it would seem, jam loves John back.
“[Martin]’s always doing kung fu on me. We’ll be standing around, and I won’t be paying any attention to him, and then he suddenly goes, ‘HYYYMMNNNN’ and his hand is right next to my windpipe.” Benedict Cumberbatch.
★ 25 people who make me want to get off this ride entirely: martin freeman