HEY GUYS SO I MET PROFESSOR OAK TODAY

i made this post on facebook and i’ll make it here, too
not one of the new gen consoles is better than the other, both have redeeming qualities and both have shitty qualities. it’s like comparing comics to manga.
HEY GUYS I’M AT THE AIRPORT I’M GONNA GO SEE TONY GET MARRIED
ALSO I HAVE JAMBA JUICE AND I’M FREAKING OUT
i went to the dentist today and i had to get a temporary crown put on a tooth and it’s silver
so i’ve spent the past like, six hours pretending i’m a pirate